What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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