A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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