A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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first

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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A lot eh?

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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