- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

A black student graduated High School

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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