France had one revolution

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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