- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A man walks into a bar. Ow

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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