- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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