Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

your no better than a cockroach

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

lol

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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