What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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This is an anti-joke.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Anti Joke

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