- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

the redsox

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Knock knock.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

ever tried african food? they neither

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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