Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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