- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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