Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Anti Joke

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