- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Racial Equality

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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