- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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y u no like me joke?

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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I love you

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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