- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

What's big and messy? A big mess

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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