- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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