- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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