- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Small Penis.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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