why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Manchester City

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

I'm homeless.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

a man makes a bad joke

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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