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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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