Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Anti Joke

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