- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

A fat guy!

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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