- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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