A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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