Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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i had sex.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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