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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Women's rights.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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