- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

AIDS

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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