- Anti Joke

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Is maynaise an instrument?

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

13 =B you just learned something