- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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