- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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