- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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