what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What's one plus one? two.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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