- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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