- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

This is not a joke.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Jebron Lames.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Burp

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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