- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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