- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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