Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Prostitution is bad.......

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people magazine

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Take wrong turns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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