what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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go F*** yourself

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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your no better than a cockroach

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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