- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

A russian gives away vodka.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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