- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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