- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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