- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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