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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Pickles are powerful

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

13 =B you just learned something

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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