- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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