My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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How would you rule?

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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poop.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Ben Affleck

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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My Boyfriend

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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