- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

I used to know what alzheimers was

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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