- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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