- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

womens rights

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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