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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

sweating like antoni with a girl

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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